Sometimes I forget that people on the Internet are actually real people. Like the guy scanning your bananas at Walmart could be the guy who sends you anon hate.
damn you banana man
WHERE’s the banana guy?….
*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this
well if you close your eyes
Bae: Come over…
Me: But I’m upstairs
Bae: My parents aren’t home
so there was this girl in my class who showed up to class everyday with her thong sticking out and one day my teacher just walked up to her and said ‘let’s keep victoria a secret’ he got fired but it was still funny
(Source: squidwurd, via pursuitofhapppinessss)